Boyfriend's Haircut Less Than Successful?

Dear girls, have you ever attempted to cut your boyfriend 's hair and have it come out...well less than beautiful? The picture below is a classic example of my boy's after I hacked at it with a pair of scissors and no comb...I swear it's turned out better in the past! I haven't practiced in awhile!!

..excuses aside , what CAN you do when your boyfriend looks into the mirror and agrees with you 100% that you went overboard ?

1. Fake it. Tell him with a saccharine smile that you think it looks awesome. Super duper handsome. He may not buy it but that just means you're a bad actor

2. Get your friends to tell him he looks awesome. Bribe them with chocolate.

3. Give him an early Christmas/bday present of wax for him to style his hair with

4. Do not post on his fb apologizing for his hair. Why should you? It looks awesome after all.

5. Tell him if he isn't satisfied you are happy to shave it all off. Or he can get it professionally cut instead of being cheap and getting you to cut it.

6. If all fails give him a hat and tell him that unlike girl's hair, guy's hair grow like weeds. You can try again if he's still too cheap to pay for the hair cut

7. When it grows out watch some YouTube tutorials on hair cutting. This time give him a mirror and go SLOW. Do NOT express your feelings of hate towards his hair. Do NOT treat it like abstract art.

And that, are my 7 golden rules of dealing with a boyfriend after you've hacked at his hair. Anyone got any to add? <3